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The awkward moment when you have a bunch of pictures just sitting on your computer but you're too lazy to post them.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs. REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your st